illkim:

imagine if we had text post signatures

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apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

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This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

hynori:

When you find good merchandise of your favorite series

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and then you look at the price

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